JackieBlue's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Yayayayay.]

Wait...what?

First of all, I love how the first two reviews are polar opposites. But...like...WHAT WAS I WATCHING JUST NOW?! I think it looped twice before I realized that it had no end. And then I watched for a third time. It's entrancing. Mindless. Repetitive. Confounding. I...love...it?

[MvC3: Deadpool]

Durr...

Maybe if the audio was a little cleaner and less rambling, it would have totally been super fun time. The Merc with a Mouth is essentially my idol, so thanks for even DOING a Dee Pee spot! A thousand internets for you!

[Ashley SNAPS!]

Just goes to show...

...a lotta short-sighted reviewers who don't read the info up in this mother! And yes, I thoroughly enjoyed all 17 seconds of pure madness. Ren and Stimpy ruled my childhood, so muchos gracias for the trip down nostalgia lane!

[Wilhelm Park]

D'aww...

The most heart-warming tentacle rape story to date. But seriously, very well done. A lot of effort clearly went into this submission.

[Ryu: Then and Now]

Hmm...

This one tastes weird going down. The humor is in good taste, even garnering a legitimate chuckle on my part at the very end...after which I had to play it a second time to make sure I hadn't relapsed...nope, it's actually 27 seconds long (I totally didn't time it or anything stupid like that...)! I feel like you did in fact put effort into this...but then again, if anyone else posted the same thing, I'm almost positive that it wouldn't garner as much positive acclaim as it is currently getting. I have no doubt in my mind that you're not the type to think "Well, I can make a flash of Gary Busey taking a dump on Pluto and I'll still get the front page-WHY?! Because I'm motherfucking Egoraptor, that's why...bitch". But then again, there are some who might think you are. I guess what I'm trying to get across is that even though your intention may not be to prove the above-mentioned point...it's what I, and a few others, have gathered. Just a thought. I figured giving it a 7, saying "meh...p.s. i luv mga, it is so kewl" and being on my merry way eludes the point of leaving constructive criticism.

Oh, and the 7 is for a nice, smooth entry (animation wise), well executed humor, aaaaand just cuz it's Street Fighter.

[Spider-Ninja 2]

Two thumbs up the bum!

Awesome as usual. If you play the first and second in succession, it actually flows really nicely. First, slow on the up-take with Doc Ock, then BOOM! Venom...and so on. One thing though, I see you mentioned that the Vulture is portrayed as a Tengu. Was it unintentional that it completely sort of a little bit looks like Yubaba from Spirited Away when she's all robbed up like a a giant vulture and flying? Just an idle thought, but once again, Grade A stuff, muchacho.

[Mortal Kombat FAILtality]

Fan-FUCKING-tastic!

I like that you didn't include many of the secondary characters...to leave room for a sequel? Oh that would make me the happiest belle of the ball. And to be honest, I never liked Stryker OR Johnny Cage...'til now! Oh man, Stryker is just the prickliest of pricks (not to mention the guy that did the voice over for him did an exceptional job) and Cage's rapid groin punches were pure win. And NOT that "from concentrate" shit. I feel like you coulda done a bit more with Subzero, but maybe that's just favoritism on my part.
P.S. Akuma FTW.

[Entertainment]

Well good golly gosh...

A moving piece of work! It will change the way I look at things from now on, my perception of everyday encounters having changed post-exposure without the consent of my own conscience...
Wait a second...
But seriously fellas, it isn't through projection that the thought process is altered, but rather through perception. I choose to take away the life lessons from my favorite films just as I choose to filter out the bullshit. I choose to appreciate certain artists just as I choose to dislike others. It's a fine thought to think that the media has chosen for us what to watch and what to play, and even what to eat. It's a little comforting actually, having removed the cumbersome use of choice. But without the freedom of choice, then there is no morality. There is no right and wrong decision because the right has been chosen for us. It's a little medieval to believe that we are all a slave to every bit of sound and picture that is hocked at us these days. I think, therefore I am. If I am left penniless, desolate, and disease-ridden, I can still pride myself on my intangible, unmarred and unflappable free-will. And I do just that. And so, all I'm saying is that I disagree with your view. Respectfully, of course. This is, after all, Newgrounds: Everything by Everyone. All opinions, all points of view and all styles.
P.S. Call me crazy but I have a hunch that your author responses aren't left without an overload of sarcasm and spastic derisiveness. Call me out if I'm just being a blathering cunt. ;o

akoRn responds:

thx for the review. :)

[Epic Beard Man]

Ew...

Bring the Amber Lamps!!!

[Metal Gear Awesome 2]

One Word...

"Eyebrows."