JackieBlue's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Broken Mess]

Perfect blend of audio and visuals. I like the lack of color, and the piece speaks volumes in its simplicity. Incredible work.

[The Hungah Gayums]

I too love the Hunger Games, as well as the sultry voice of Kristuffer Wawkin.This has both of those things, so I Iike this too. Yay you. YAY YOU!!

[Teenage Mutant Turtles]

Four-point-five.
Because.
I haven't laughed that fucking hard by myself in a long-ass time. But I dropped tuna in between the crevices of my keyboard and that shit's gonna get dank after a day or so of just chilling there so I'm kinda pissed. I guess I'll just watch this again. This is so great. You're so great.

Jae responds:

Hahaha that's a hilarious story. The fact that I made someone in another place laugh that hard is so cool and it's why I make cartoons, so thanks a lot for your review!! Also, sorry about your tuna :C

[Sonic: Too Fast?]

Anti-semitism from a fictional rodent is always good for a cheap chuckle, even at this ungodly hour. I like this. Then again, hedgehogs aren't rodents because yahoo answers said so. ANYway...well done HotDiggedy. Well done.

[KONY2012]

I wish Egoraptor could narrate my life.

[Awesome Noire]

What a shitty ending.

[GayWilliamJohnson]

The concept has a lot of of potential as there are a multitude of things to poke fun at concerning the above-mentioned youtube dweeb, but this felt like a short, noisy spaz in my face and instead of spitting a lot, there was a load of gore. Gory humor is tricky to execute tastefully, which this sort of failed at. Two and half for the concept.

[The Great Chimp Heist]

Wait...okay, so...what?

1. I recognize Fernando, Randy, Goose Man and Todd McGovern, but who is that...I dunno..."less-cracked-out-therefore-l ess-awesome" hispanic shadow of Fernando?

2. If Goose Man is angling for a chimp with a tummy full of blow, why doesn't he just cut out the middle man (Fernando) and even the chimp and just buy his own blow? Then again, shenanigans common to Fernando and company would not ensue in such a random, yet well executed, and hilarious manner...hmm
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Bullocks to everything I just said! Well done you provocative crustacean.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

you remember todd but not hernando?? check out portal/view/335737