JackieBlue's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Room Tribute]

Hats off to you, gentlemen

When I saw the little icon for this, I flipped out. Naturally. I remember seeing The Room for the first time. And good golly gosh, did it ever turn my world upside down. Tommy Wiseau's vision intermingled with his powerful performance left me speechless. The scene on the roof with Mark is by far a clear demonstration of his impactful method of portraying Johnny...If I may post an excerpt:

"...I did nat hit her it's not true, it's BOLLLLshit I did nat hit her *throws water bottle to ground* I DID NAAAAHT!!!...Oh hi Mark".

The sheer talent. The raw emotion! The littering! Simply jaw-dropping. Do yourselves a favor, oh young deprived ones. Give this film a watch. Or three. It will change you...forever.

[Doodieman Voodoo]

Well, that was crap.

This guy kinda makes me want the "Everybody Poops" book to be re-written.

[Gretel and Hansel]

Nice to see a game together like this.

A dark take on an already disturbing fairy tale. The Grimm Brothers have got nothing on you, sirs! I love the fact that Hansel is a complete doorknob. My only issue is that I can't seem to get the 'ELECTRA COMPLEX' medal no matter how many times I try.

[Mastermind: World Conqueror]

Just blew the shit outta the whole world!

Yes, I took a short cut, but I love this game so much that I think I'll play it again! And this time...y'know...conquer it instead of destroy it. Then again they are the same. It's true, I looked it up!

[Alice is Dead - Ep 1]

Here comes the Boogeyman!

Perfect song for this game. Definitely adds to the creepy atmosphere. I found myself humming it the other day it's so catchy! Overall, an outstanding job.

[Alice is Dead - Ep 2]

WTF Cheshire Cat!

Stick around 'till the very end and you'll know what I mean ;)
I literally jumped!
Anyway, I LOVE the creepy horror approach to Alice in Wonderland. A bold move, but incredibly well done nonetheless. Short but sweet.
Can't wait for part 3!

[Ching Chong Beautiful]

"You people are batshit insane!"

Great graphics, great game, and HILARIOUS dialogue!
I love love loved it. Amazing job, guys!