Have you ever known someone who looks like they're both 12 AND 40 simultaneously? Lemme tell ya...first day of my second semester, I walk into class, bright eyed and high spirited, ready to draw naked people for 4 hours (I'm in a general arts program). Mostly familiar faces...but then...I had to double take when I saw this fucking chud. He had this dead looking jewfro that looked a lot more like what I could only describe as brown steel-wool. He's a gangly little thing, all wiry and such. Never had I ever seen anyone walk so confidently in a blue plaid shirt AND a Corona-printed bandana. So, class starts...and the little fucker starts kissin ass! I mean, calling the prof "boss", raising his hand at every question, GUFFAWING with such gusto at every one of the teacher's humorous remarks. I was desperately hoping for a manatee of a nude model so that he could stare this ass-hat down provocatively for the next four hours. For one reason or another, I began to imagine him in an old renaissance jester outfit, bells and pointed shoes galore, in a keebler-elf-type voice, the whole shebang, dancing around like a foolish fool. I desperately wanted to load a shotgun with rabid hamsters and shoot his ass back to Munchkin Land. And if this sounds the least bit shallow, I'd like to disagree. Because he's got a horrid personality to boot. The man child is simply contemptible.

*SIGH*

...Anyway, here's a photo I recently unearthed. I honestly don't know who it is, why it exists, or why I even have it to begin with. But I imagine it saying something like...I dunno...

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