JackieBlue's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Teenage Mutant Turtles]

Four-point-five.
Because.
I haven't laughed that fucking hard by myself in a long-ass time. But I dropped tuna in between the crevices of my keyboard and that shit's gonna get dank after a day or so of just chilling there so I'm kinda pissed. I guess I'll just watch this again. This is so great. You're so great.

Jae responds:

Hahaha that's a hilarious story. The fact that I made someone in another place laugh that hard is so cool and it's why I make cartoons, so thanks a lot for your review!! Also, sorry about your tuna :C

[What Happened To Robin?]

This > The Dark Knight Rises Plot
It's true. The humor is pretty well executed and I like the animation style. The little bits of self-deprecating humor is cute, although I'm not really sure why the Joker's face is all green and shit. Still, probably one of the better Batman parodies I've seen on Newgrounds, so bully for you. Bully I say!

Speedo responds:

Wow, I've actually totally forgotten to watch The Dark Knight Rises Plot yet. I MUST SEE THE COMPETITION!

[The Great Chimp Heist]

Wait...okay, so...what?

1. I recognize Fernando, Randy, Goose Man and Todd McGovern, but who is that...I dunno..."less-cracked-out-therefore-l ess-awesome" hispanic shadow of Fernando?

2. If Goose Man is angling for a chimp with a tummy full of blow, why doesn't he just cut out the middle man (Fernando) and even the chimp and just buy his own blow? Then again, shenanigans common to Fernando and company would not ensue in such a random, yet well executed, and hilarious manner...hmm
...
Bullocks to everything I just said! Well done you provocative crustacean.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

you remember todd but not hernando?? check out portal/view/335737

[Papier-Mâché Magikarp]

I can't quite place it, but...

...there's something about the simplicity, the facial expressions and the overall creep factor that makes this...REALLY FREAKING LIKEABLE! I like your style. It's very Ren and Stimpy/Ripping Friends with a dash of Disney (kinda?). ANYWAYS I LIKE IT LOTS. :)

KeeganMcFly responds:

Woah nice review that really makes me smile!

Thanks a lot!

[Quest of the Manwhore]

Orgasmically whimsical

"Oh look! A new submission by SexuaLobster!" *grabs headphones so family won't judge*
Good call, self. I love this as I love the celestial manwhore and Gooseman. Pleasure Island 4 please!!!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

haha good call, self. yeh, families can be so judgmental.

[Asteraceae Part 4 of 4]

Captivating.

It's a comforting thought to know that Newgrounds has room for work of this quality. I'm just finishing up my first year in a general arts program and am moving on to illustration after wards. I can tell you that the amount of time, effort and patience put into each installation is evident. And the payoff is so worth it in the end. Loved the story. Loved the imagery. Loved the style. Keep up the great work!

Dreamserum responds:

Good luck with the illustrations. i'm still new to animation but one thing I can tell you is that artists need to draw draw draw draw and draw!

I truly appreciate that you enjoyed all the aspects of the film!

[Don't Sleep, Robby!]

Cool Beans, Awesome Juice and a side of Epic Fries

Contrary to popular belief, running Dragon Ball Z-style will NOT improve your speed. It's funny, because I myself am trying to re-calibrate my sleep schedule. Only nineteen more hours sans sleep! Oh, and nice flash. The dream sequence made me ache for some weed.

Bobert-Rob responds:

It does if you're sleeping, apparently. Or perhaps I'm just weird with my arms when I imagine myself running. I unno.

[Cycle of Evolution]

Ooooh!

First flashes are always a little rickety. But that is easily taken less into account when there's a cool concept. Which you clearly have! I see what you did there. Not too shabby, sir!

matt10680 responds:

thank you very much. you made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :3

[Japan Earthquake #1]

wut,,,

I feel like saying that Charlie Sheen has taken more lives than a "dumb earthquake" is super not okay. And it really isn't up to you tell us asshole reviewers what the intent of your flash is. With proper execution, it ought to be obvious. But it really isn't. Still, since you claim that it is meant to raise awareness rather than spread ignorance through "shock humor", then I suppose some credit is due.

FatBadger responds:

hey baby how's it going?

[Entertainment]

Well good golly gosh...

A moving piece of work! It will change the way I look at things from now on, my perception of everyday encounters having changed post-exposure without the consent of my own conscience...
Wait a second...
But seriously fellas, it isn't through projection that the thought process is altered, but rather through perception. I choose to take away the life lessons from my favorite films just as I choose to filter out the bullshit. I choose to appreciate certain artists just as I choose to dislike others. It's a fine thought to think that the media has chosen for us what to watch and what to play, and even what to eat. It's a little comforting actually, having removed the cumbersome use of choice. But without the freedom of choice, then there is no morality. There is no right and wrong decision because the right has been chosen for us. It's a little medieval to believe that we are all a slave to every bit of sound and picture that is hocked at us these days. I think, therefore I am. If I am left penniless, desolate, and disease-ridden, I can still pride myself on my intangible, unmarred and unflappable free-will. And I do just that. And so, all I'm saying is that I disagree with your view. Respectfully, of course. This is, after all, Newgrounds: Everything by Everyone. All opinions, all points of view and all styles.
P.S. Call me crazy but I have a hunch that your author responses aren't left without an overload of sarcasm and spastic derisiveness. Call me out if I'm just being a blathering cunt. ;o

akoRn responds:

thx for the review. :)