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Rated 4 / 5 stars

A strong 4, not quite 5 for the ending. But the elongated "OOOOOOOOOOHH" reminded me of the Regular Show. A whole fucking star for that right there my friend.



Girl Gamer Girl Gamer

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Oh brother. Yeah I suppose I can see how annoying it is. I can't tell you how many times I'll be chatting with online RPGers and the conversation randomly steers to dating and the awfulness of men. Way to perpetuate the above-portrayed stereo-type that girl gamers are self-righteous, feme-nazis, and/or just plain useless gamers. Seriously, way to go ladies.

ANYWAYS, sweet flash. I don't *entirely* agree with the message since there are plenty of exceptions to this rule, but I chuckled nonetheless.



CHILDREN CHILDREN

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Visually, just wonderful. Sound was too, so speaking on a technical level, this is outstanding.

However, I found it a little boring. You could have done a lot with this story, and you could have done it in half the time. In other words, it felt like it dragged on a bit. It always felt like I was waiting for a big twist or some deus ex machina to save them, like the spirit of the forest, I dunno, whatever. Something maybe that played on the other-wordly/fantasy feel of the film.

Anyway, don't let that overshadow the fact that you have a very clean and visually pleasing piece here, so congrats on that. Artistically speaking though, there's a lot of room for improvement.



Harlem Snake Harlem Snake

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Was hoping for a shot of Snake twerking :c



Darkest Knight: Batman Darkest Knight: Batman

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

So good I'm fucking cackling here. You win. You win the whole internet.



Ragemelon Plump and Juicy Ragemelon Plump and Juicy

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Just delightful. Way to bang out another winner. Bang! Bang bang bang! SO JUICY!


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When Peeing When Peeing

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Why isn't penis-exclusive toilet paper a thing?


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Rectal Computer Rectal Computer

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Every one of your songs needs, no, DESERVES an acoustic variant. You should probably get started. Like, now.


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Parody Parody Parody Parody Parody Parody

Rated 5 / 5 stars

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Batman : The Droppings Batman : The Droppings

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I kinda hate myself for loving this. Normally, random-for-the-sake-of-random, only-funny-within-the-context-of-the-
source-material, zappy-zooble-bop type of humor is a guilty pleasure at best. But what can I say. I'm a sucker for a well-produced Batman parody. Don't get me wrong, I found this hilarious. But I don't think it'd be the case if I hadn't played Arkham City as religiously as I did.
^ I just don't know how to pay a compliment with side criticism without sounding like a cantankerous cunt, can I? Oh well. 5 4 U~


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