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Rated 4 / 5 stars

A strong 4, not quite 5 for the ending. But the elongated "OOOOOOOOOOHH" reminded me of the Regular Show. A whole fucking star for that right there my friend.



Girl Gamer Girl Gamer

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Oh brother. Yeah I suppose I can see how annoying it is. I can't tell you how many times I'll be chatting with online RPGers and the conversation randomly steers to dating and the awfulness of men. Way to perpetuate the above-portrayed stereo-type that girl gamers are self-righteous, feme-nazis, and/or just plain useless gamers. Seriously, way to go ladies.

ANYWAYS, sweet flash. I don't *entirely* agree with the message since there are plenty of exceptions to this rule, but I chuckled nonetheless.



CHILDREN CHILDREN

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Visually, just wonderful. Sound was too, so speaking on a technical level, this is outstanding.

However, I found it a little boring. You could have done a lot with this story, and you could have done it in half the time. In other words, it felt like it dragged on a bit. It always felt like I was waiting for a big twist or some deus ex machina to save them, like the spirit of the forest, I dunno, whatever. Something maybe that played on the other-wordly/fantasy feel of the film.

Anyway, don't let that overshadow the fact that you have a very clean and visually pleasing piece here, so congrats on that. Artistically speaking though, there's a lot of room for improvement.


Recent Game Reviews


Relive Your Life Relive Your Life

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

My review for "KONY2012", word for word, is as follows:

"I wish Egoraptor could narrate my life."

As you'd imagine, I am royally freaking out because, well...now he very well fucking can! Terrific game. Just great. Eat it Drake. So much for #YOLO. Hah.



Hungry Gamers Hungry Gamers

Rated 5 / 5 stars

"GUYS DON'T LIKE GIRLS WITH HAIRY LEGS"
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That was mad lulzy. And it took me about, oh I dunno emmmmm...seven? Trillion game overs to get the idea...give or take a few billion. But nicely done. My leg has been successfully pulled.

In summation: lol



Escape from Crystal Lake Escape from Crystal Lake

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Mmmwhat day is it today?

I forget.


Recent Art Reviews


Darksiders 2 Digital Painting Darksiders 2 Digital Painting

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Phenomenal. Although at first glance, I thought it was Corvo Attano from Dishonored.


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Billy D. Williams Billy D. Williams

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Very Jamie Hewlett-y. And I agree with tunnelofthorns, very fallout-y too. Love it.



NG STAFF GAYPARTY NG STAFF GAYPARTY

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very "Fallout", so that's absolutely wonderful. And the "GAYPARTY" title is just the big red embellished bow on the flamboyantly elaborate present box. I think I'm just biased because Stamper looks extremely do-able here. okthen indeed.